Saturday, 6 October 2012

Who's serving who?


Has anything changed since the facts came out about Hillsborough?

Just look at the faces on these two looking at Ashley Cole.


That's a right couple of sour expressions. Not exactly pulled a dangerous duty have they? Hanging about outside the courts or the FA offices. We, that's us as in everyone including Ashley Cole pay their wages.

Side note: Cole's a full back (not usually the tallest blokes on the pitch), and when most sides line up, he's never among the taller players. So, not only are these two trying to look menacing (or something – hard to tell exactly, other than that they're not exactly promoting a positive attitude, Cole was only called as a witness) they've fallen from the short-arse tree and hit every (special) branch on the way down.

Can you trust the police?

Well, there's about forty forces in England and Wales (not counting bodies like the Nuclear Power and Transport specials). At the moment, two are suspended pending decisions, the West Yorkshire bloke who slandered the Liverpool fans has jumped before he was pushed, and another's been sacked for employing someone's daughter then lying about it. That's 10% of chief officers, well dodgy. Even taking their crime clear-up rate at face value, massaged upwards as it undoubtedly is, that implies that 40% of chief officers are up to no good.

The answer is no.


Cockles...

...white pepper. Vinegar.


Will Self

Ploughing through Umbrella. Better for the stream of consciousness flow. Denser, tighter-packed.


The Fun Lovin' Criminals

On the earphones walking the dog. Still odd, just the one. Managed to get her home without a shooting. Looks like the cops and the farmer don't know their law so well.

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