Friday, 5 October 2012

One nation? I'll have somewhere else, please


The rat race is for rats

"Reject the insidious pressures in society that would blunt your critical faculties to all that is happening around you, that would caution silence in the face of injustice lest you jeopardise your chances of promotion and self-advancement. This is how it starts, and, before you know where you are, you're a fully paid-up member of the rat pack. The price is too high."

That was a labour politician. Old labour? Real labour? Proper labour? Pre-project labour?

On the funny side, Sandi Toksvig asked of the 'one nation' speech: “but which is the one nation”. Can it be Barbados? Bali? Bahamas? Bermuda? Brazil? All better than Britain. That's just (some of) the Bs.

On the less funny side, if what we have is really “incompetent, out-of-touch, U-turning, make-it-up-as-you-go-along, miserable shower”, then where's the integrity, the belief, the principles, and the vision to push for a vote of no confidence and set up with Lib Dems (a much more natural partnership that Tory / Lib Dem, at least until the Tory / Lib Dem thing soured relationships).

What cobblers. Miliband is asking be to work my fingers to the bone for more years of austerity to get this nation 'back on it's feet' – for what? My headstone can say “helped line the pockets of politicians' mates, all parties catered for...”


We love our animals, though....

...apparently not. One summarily executed by a local farmer today. For growling at him. A gentle Rotweiler bitch. A small cross is in police custody. Their owners are in pieces, disbelief. What century are we living in? The police, by their actions, are complicit, clearly coming down on the farmer's side.

Look! There's the great British animal-lover: the Daily Mail tucked under her arm, she's going to tut for days at Chinese cruelty to dogs. What's that in her other hand? A shopping bag with a battery chicken, some bacon from pigs housed in the most awful conditions imaginable. Oh, and some eggs. From hens kept in slightly more humane conditions than before to just (and only just) tick some boxes.


Brighton buses...

...have the slogan 'No such thing as the last bus' on the back.

I was behind one today.

Just under the slogan it said: “Sorry, not in service.”


Still, there's the weather

Last year we played our last game of cricket in the second week of October, and were all sweltering.

That looks unlikely this year as a wet autumn seems to be following hard on the heels of a damp summer. We were dead lucky with Wednesday being the only decent day this week.


NEDS

Might finish watching NEDS tonight. Non-Educated Delinquents. Scoash chavs.


Goave

Labelled on the news quiz as the man that makes political satire redundant.

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