Quality eating guys
Who knows what George Dalmon and Andy
Miles did. They got banned. For life. From an all you can eat
restaurant.
Reflect on this a moment.
How many times have you been to an all
you can eat restaurant or buffet, thinking “I could eat a horse,
they're going to be pleased to see the back of me”.
How many times have you left to
“thanks, come again soon” thinking “really, is that all I can
eat?”
An old sun
NASA have images of what will happen to
our sun, in about five billion years. It will run out of fuel and
shrink to about the size of the earth. It will be dense. A spoonful
of old-age sun will weigh about as much as several elephants.
If the mass stays the same, presumably
the planets, or at least some of them, for a while, should remain in
orbit, albeit freezing cold.
There's a veg shortage
Including Brussels Sprouts. Also
including spuds, parsnips, carrots, broccoli, cabbage, caulies and
swedes.
We'll have to go big on the Yorkshire
pudding, stuffing, and other bits, I suppose. Or get inventive.
Kill 'em, I say. Kill 'em all
Anyone (like me) opposed to culling
badgers (for culling read killing) will be interested to note that
our farmers have been rubbish in stopping the spread of bovine TB
between herds. The case for the cull, supported (predictably) by the
usual suspects and Westminster, has been undermined (as in blown out
of the water) by the usual suspects failing to do their jobs. Data
not kept up to date, sensible measures ignored, all that.
Intuitively, killing badgers was a
nonsense. Face it, our farmers and our politicians are generally
cruel people. Our national religious leaders support the view that
animals are only here for our benefit (like we're some higher form?
Honestly. Look at us).
Sri Lanka go through
World T20 hosts. Always nice when the
host nation does well. They'll face the Windies or the Aussies in the
final. Should be another good game tomorrow and another good game in
the final. Have a listen to the Sri Lanka national anthem. Starts off
very well. “This is ok, for an anthem” you think. Six hours
later, after a few false finishes when it seems to be winding up then
gets going again, it's still ok, just very much too long. An unfair
advantage. Opponents will have fatigue (at best) and possibly deep
vein thrombosis after standing still that long.
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