Monday, 22 October 2012

Once upon a checkout, deary...


Boards of Canada

Are a Scottish duo making superb ambient / chilled music, actually using some proper instruments as well as the ubiquitous laptops and software. I really like these. So far I've listened to The Campfire Headphase and Music Has the Right to Children.


The Garlic Ballads

Is nothing like any Gabriel Garcia Marquez I've read. It is set in a poor region during lean times, but unless something changes suddenly it isn't that magical realism genre that has been suggested. So far it is gritty realism. Brutal and savage. Tough people in a tough place in tough times.

So far there's been police brutality (prisoners harshly treated, beaten, handcuffed to trees); family brutality (a daughter refusing an arranged marriage, beaten); her lover beaten by her family; government brutality (refusing to pay the promised rate for garlic during a glut); more that I've not remembered. About half the characters are disabled, blind or with various deformities, or just too old to go on living such a hard existence but too poor to die.


I wandered lonely with my basket, searching for the short-queue tills

Gillian Clarke's poem about the Cardiff John Lewis is on display there. Thought I might have a go.

A better sight there'll never be,
Than the sign pronouncing,
Buy one,
Get one free.

Joy is the emotion,
That greets the half price
Promotion,
On suntan lotion.

I often get my kicks,
On red pencil day,
At Wickes.

Pay little, at Lidl,
It has'ta be ASDA,
Lets go to Tesco,
Run to Morrison,
The clever bloke goes, to Waitrose.

I love the sandwich dispenser,
At Marks,
And Spencer.

It's great to see the prices drop,
They're good,
With food,
Are the Co-op.

For butter and lard,
I'm happy to pay,
With pricematch guarantee,
And my loyalty card.

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