Happy birfday!
Heh! You know who you are! Have a great
day / evening / night / next morning / etc.
Bald men exude power...
...sexiness and all sorts of, like,
powerful sexy stuff. According to...
...a bald bloke.
Somehow, this made the papers. The
Guardian, no less. It did allow the photoshop department to post
mock-ups of Cameron, Miliband and Cameron II (Clegg, I think his name
is) baldified. So, here's to the series of articles to come:
Small men are powerful and sexy, by
Adam Liddle (5' 2” in his stockinged feet).
Halitosis is powerful and sexy, by Doug
Dogbreath.
Big fat men are sexy and powerful, by
Lard O'Tubby (25 stones, in his stockinged feet).
Small, bald, fat men with halitosis are
particularly powerful and sexy, by Lard O'Little-Smelly Slaphead.
They really are all the same
Miliband could not criticise the
Government's line on education, the economy and welfare, as that
would be to criticise them for finishing the job Blair's
administration started. So say the political observers with more
fingers on the pulse than I've got.
A glowing endorsement for my point of
view that it's a waste of time going to vote when you could, say, be
watching an online episode of The Comic Strip Presents, or one of the
Ward v Gatti fights, or reading anything from the Booker Prize long
or short lists, or catching up with a Greenaway film you haven't seen
yet. Or anything likely to be much more interesting and fulfilling.
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