The Killing
*Sort of spoiler alert, sort of...*
ME: I'm going to watch another episode
of The Killing.
DLL: American, or, er...
ME: Danish. Subtitles.
DLL: I watched the American one.
ME: Did you?
DLL: Yeah. Twenty episodes, and you
still don't find out who did it in the end.
ME: Oh. Thanks.
DLL: What?
There's true legends...
...like Miles Davis and James Brown.
They only ever wanted to make great music, and keep moving on. They
have left huge and significant legacies.
...and there's...
...Thatcher and her boy Tone. Both
desperate to make their marks and leave their legacies. Already
consigned to the “who?” pigeon holes of 99% of the population,
undone by their desperation for their greatest desire.
You'll never hear anyone say: “rock
'n' roll – it's the new politics.”
On the News Quiz this evening...
...an apparently infallible but
entirely reliable test of whether a relationship will last is these
three questions:
- Do you like horror films?
- Have you ever travelled alone?
- Would you, given the chance, just take off on a sailboat?
Apparently researchers have found that
women are attracted to men who have sexy and mysterious looking
photos.
“So” said the panel “that'd be
Speedos...and a balaclava.”

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