Saturday, 8 March 2014

A Fever Pitch morning...and day

It's a Fever Pitch morning...

...when the first waking thought is about the day's game. Everton, at home, quarter final of the FA Cup. That's Everton who outplayed us for a half, at home, earlier in the season, before we had the best of the second half, then scored,late, then conceded an even later equaliser. They deserved their draw that day.

So come on Arsene, we need this. We're not going to catch Chelski in the league or beat Bayern, barring miracles. Everton, at home, well that's tough but do-able, without divine intervention...


...several cups of strong coffee later...

...and it's time to walk the dogs. As usual, I say to myself “we'll just have a quick walk today, stick to the paths, stay away from the quagmire and fallen trees.” As usual, that's blown away early on with the second right turn. We meet an Iain Sinclar look-alike, with a Ridgeback bitch (his) and a Staffie (his daughter's, being babysat)...

...we meet a lady who French and Saunders must've met before writing those two mad old country ladies. I'm sure she actually said “stuff 'n' nonsense” at one point. She had a gaggle of various totally, gloriously, doing their own thing out of control dogs with her, fantastic...


...back to more coffee...

...and some Arse-surfing. Arseblog (for some sensible, informed opinions), Le Grove (just to confirm that there's a lot of plastic idiots about, and that many of them boast loud and long about their successful careers, while remain seemingly stuck at kindergarten level in their first language), Arse-2-Mouse, Goodplaya, The Guardian and The Independent, then...


...Twitter, where the team news will break first...

...Fabianski in goal. Expected. He's done very well. If he goes in the summer, good luck to him. First choice full backs, Sagna and Gibbo (all good so far). Kos didn't play for France in the stupid international pointlessness in midweek, something minor but not in the squad, so the Verminator starts alongside the BFG. Good. Arteta and Flamster in centre mid. Holding and holding limited. The Ox and Santi wide mid, Ozil. Great. Sonogo upfront. Well...lets see how he gets on. He's raw, but he's big and strong and there's potential. What about them? What about them?...


...TV rights...

...yes. The big screen's mine (I understand – it's strictly an on loan only agreement). Ha...


...start, stop, stop...

...good start, and 1-0 up, and now I'm nervous and knotted up, because we need that second goal. They get back into the game, and equalise. It was coming. ITV don't show many stats, but at half time I'd question the panel's gut instincts: we've edged possession and are well ahead on shots and shots on target...


...second half...

...Gareth Barry concedes a music hall comedy penno. Oxo goes over like an old lady on a frosty morning, at the second attempt, and in slow motion, but it's about as nailed-on cert as it gets. Twice taken, twice scored, the Giroud comes on and somehow it's 4-1 and we've a Wembley semi to look forward to.


Now for the rugby...

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