Monday, 6 August 2012

Vote? I'm washing my hair


Why I don't vote, number one in a series of many

The first election in which I was eligible to vote saw Thatcher and the Tories take power. The manifesto? Law and order. Cutting tax. Cutting bureaucracy. Those are the big ticket items I remember. Four years later...

...we'd had riots. Brixton (I lived a few miles away at the time), Toxteth, so on. Serious stuff. The recent riots were a little bit of benign burnin' and lootin' in comparison. Dead coppers. Paving slabs launched at fire engines. Race, class, real hatred and tensions spilling over. I'd mark that a resounding fail.

...no increase in tax threshold = tax increase in real terms. Another fail.

...cutting bureaucracy? More red tape and the civil service budget more than before. I'd say that's a fail, too.

Election result? Landslide victory to Daggers and her boot boys.

I thought then: “this voting thing, not for me. Nothing changes.”


How don't vote translates into Olympic sceptic

When politicians jump up and down, my reflex is to do the opposite and ignore the hype. The games are a vanity project for Westminster. How many of those overpaid talkingshop burdens on the taxpayer regularly put on their boots or their spikes and play competitive sport? How many stick their necks on the line and oppose the selling off of school playing fields?

I find it absurd and frightening that MM, a natural athlete with an eye for a ball, never, in his secondary education, at a sports academy, had a formal lesson in cricket. He had some in salsa or rhumba or something similar. Thanks, Ed Balls and your department for that.

If those guys are excited and all over it, I reflexively think it stinks. Stink it does, too. We'll see in six months when they've reverted to type, and sport, as important as anything else in the world, is relegated to the bottom of their agenda.


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This is Ed Balls. He was the education bloke. Parents everywhere must be rejoicing, at least until they see the replacement. World's leading expert in his own mind. Never took a lesson in his life.

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