Forfar 4, East Fife 5

Here's todays results

Arsenal 0 v 0 Sunderland [not the start to the post van Persie era we wanted]

Fulham 5 v 0 Norwich [did Fulham have the sense to give it some “we are top of the league”? Mr Naughty at this one with his grandson, I hope it does not make a lifelong Fulham fan of the poor little fellah. There's too many of those already.]

QPR 0 v 5 Swansea [did the Swansea fans have the sense to give the Fulham boys some “only on alphabetical order” about the top of the league thing?]

Reading 1 v 1 Stoke [pity Reading didn't win. I hate Stoke. I hate their stupid, bebaseballhatted (new word there, anyone got a hotline to the Oxford English?). I hate their long throw, long ball, long free kick into the box anti-football. I hate the eternal delay while some mong wipes the ball with a stupid towel. I hate the orks that play for them, especially the blubbing Shawcross. I guess that's my colours nailed to the mast on the whole 'where do you stand on Stoke City?' question]

West Brom 3 v 0 Liverpool [heh]

West Ham 1 v 0 Aston Villa [battle of the claret and blues goes to the East London mob]

Newcastle 2 v 1 S***s [double, treble, quadruple heh! At least Harry got a decent song* from our lot, what is going on at the Lane, exactly? And long may it continue]

*Pays tax when he wants, pays tax when he wants,

Harry Redknapp,

He pays tax when he wants

Playing tomorrow:

Wigan v Chelsea [come on Wigan]

Man City v Southampton [come on Southampton]

Playing Monday night:

Everton v Man Utd [come on Everton. I might have a couple of quid on a van Persie injury early in the second half. He may be back playing just after Christmas. When he'll dive into a tackle and not be seen again for six to eight months. That's right, he's the Michael Owen replacement.]

School playing fields

There's an on line petition. BLISS has signed and distributed links, fantastic.

The thing to remember, however, is that the papers that are full of it have all backed political parties for election in the past, and that with the coalition, now all three parties have been selling the land off. That's all of them. Even as they bang on the despatch box and shout across the chamber about the despicable rape of school pitches by the other lot, when in power, they've all been at it.

There is no political party that represents the sporting man in the UK.