Mel Smith
Had you been
One of the
Spice Girls
I guess you’d
Have been
Mel S
I take it that
Mel
Is short for
Melvin
And not
Melanie
Not the Nine
O’clock News
Was always
A favourite
Television
Show
I liked the
‘Scratch and Sniff’
Head to heads
With Griff
Rhys-Jones
In particular
Or were they
Actually
On the later
Alas
Smith
And Jones?
I think
You would’ve
Been a great
Addition to
The
Spice Girls
But I don’t
Suppose their
Management
Would’ve seen it
Quite
That way
You were
Neither a
Size zero
Nor a girl
And I seem to remember
You could sing
Oh well
The manufactured
Girl Band world’s
Loss was
Comedy and
Our gain
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