Nice tweets only
What a nice world it would be for our
ruling government if only everyone would just quietly go about their
lives the right way: quietly ensuring the top 5% can continue to live
in luxury, riding to hounds, popping down to the country estate for a
bit of peasant-shooting, that sort of thing.
What a nice world it would be if only
people stopped saying anything nasty about anyone else.
Twitter is getting a 'report abuse'
button.
Can I use it when someone totally
inappropriate (Joey Barton, or Michael Owen PV (Personality Vacuum))
comes up in that suggestions box panel on the left hand side?
When I get better at this interweb
stuff, or get someone aboard who is, I'm going to launch Winsult ™,
or Webfend ™, or Webuse
™, a social interaction site where coating others off isn't frowned
upon, but actively ancouraged.
Sidelines
might include the cricket site, Web-sledge ™.
The
Postmistress General...
...or
whatever she calls herself, has copped a 33% payrise. She's on
one-and-a-half mill a year. I'm sure someone will argue she's worth
that. I'd suggest giving her thirty bob (in stamps) to clear off and
let someone with an ounce of decency have a go. Where can we get one
of those from the pool of likely candidates?
Is
there a theory and practical driving test...
...for
Italian cruise ships and Spanish trains?
He's
bananas
SHANE
WARNE: During a day's play, Peter Siddle eats eighteen bananas.
Nothing else.
BUMBLE
LLOYD: I bet he's bunged up! He must need a bucket of prunes after
that lot!
Bad headline day
I think “Will Self on Happy Pills”
means: below is an article by Will Self about happy
pills. The Will Self Essay: Happy Pills. There.
It's the desolate northeast...
...you can do whatever you want up
there. True colours from Osborne's uncle or father in law or some
sort of relative of the pro-austerity £30 hamburger-scoffing bankers
arse-licker. There must be a local paper in the northeast with a
'Fracking Hell!' headline.
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