@issadapapa
Da papa, 'e's'a onna da tweeta!
The pope tweets. Not sure who's going
to follow. At least, not in an ironic following way. The temptation's
there. It's one of the easier to resist temptations.
He should be @doIwearASillyHat? or
@sacredSperm or @audienceWith or @whosDaTottenhamHotspur? That'd be
an indication that there's a Vatican sense of humour.
Hung drawn and quartered...
...that's what the pretend Prince Chas
threatened Robbie Williams with on his twitter account. It was
deportation for disservices to music and hanging, drawing and
quartering for a sarky comment at the Royal Variety. Now. Chas. Can I
recommend hanging, drawing and quartering for Williams, Barlow, and
anyone who was in T**e T**t who isn't already dead.
Jude Law...
...is the latest to have a go at the
replacement for Jeremy Rhyming Slang Hunt, Maria Miller. For years
we've been governed by parties who kiss business' arse and have
little time for sport and the arts. Go on Jude. Give it to her, and
don't forget the rest of them. They've given our non-society a
cultural vacuum to not exist in.
FA Cup draw
We've got Swansea away. Hopefully
they'll rotate for the lesser priority, play the kids and we may have
a chance of progressing.
Papal tweets
What is the pope going to tweet in any
case?
#hateCondoms
Hate wearing the silly hat. Quite like
the curly stick.
Got up, blessed the millions. Started
counting the money. Going to take days.
No, my handbag isn't alight, Mr Funny
Man, and that isn't the first time I've heard that one.
Photo of hot nun here:
tinyurl.nunoftheday.com
#godbless
Please retweet: the campaign for less
silly hats for public people.
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