Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Tweets from the Vatican


@issadapapa

Da papa, 'e's'a onna da tweeta!

The pope tweets. Not sure who's going to follow. At least, not in an ironic following way. The temptation's there. It's one of the easier to resist temptations.

He should be @doIwearASillyHat? or @sacredSperm or @audienceWith or @whosDaTottenhamHotspur? That'd be an indication that there's a Vatican sense of humour.


Hung drawn and quartered...

...that's what the pretend Prince Chas threatened Robbie Williams with on his twitter account. It was deportation for disservices to music and hanging, drawing and quartering for a sarky comment at the Royal Variety. Now. Chas. Can I recommend hanging, drawing and quartering for Williams, Barlow, and anyone who was in T**e T**t who isn't already dead.


Jude Law...

...is the latest to have a go at the replacement for Jeremy Rhyming Slang Hunt, Maria Miller. For years we've been governed by parties who kiss business' arse and have little time for sport and the arts. Go on Jude. Give it to her, and don't forget the rest of them. They've given our non-society a cultural vacuum to not exist in.


FA Cup draw

We've got Swansea away. Hopefully they'll rotate for the lesser priority, play the kids and we may have a chance of progressing.


Papal tweets

What is the pope going to tweet in any case?

#hateCondoms

Hate wearing the silly hat. Quite like the curly stick.

Got up, blessed the millions. Started counting the money. Going to take days.

No, my handbag isn't alight, Mr Funny Man, and that isn't the first time I've heard that one.

Photo of hot nun here: tinyurl.nunoftheday.com

#godbless

Please retweet: the campaign for less silly hats for public people.

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