Friday, 7 December 2012

Live, then the highlights. What's not to understand?


Back on Indian time

Conversation with DLL on the way back from Brighton yesterday. After midnight.

“I'm not feeling too tired. Considering I was up at 3:30 for the cricket.”

“Isn't there an evening highlights programme.”

“Naturally, I've been watching those. As well.”


Not as bad as JB, though

Who got raised eyebrows from wife and daughter when they found him on the sofa, thus:

Left leg: tablet PC, Sky Go, cricket highlights, single earplug, left ear. Right leg: smartphone, Sky Go, snooker, single earplug, right ear. Telly: Newcastle game, volume cranked up loud. Well, he said, it had to be so he could hear the commentary above the cricket and snooker on the earplugs.

Even I have to admit this is very, very odd. Wasn't the rugby higher up the pecking order than the snooker?


Advent calendar music

Two from the very wonderful and strangely obscure Crescent City Christmas Card by Wynton Marsalis:

6th December: Carol of the Bells.

7th December: Oh Tannanbaum.


Discretion and valour

Great company and food last night at a Gurkha restaurant.

Waiting to be seated AD was looking at the photo on the wall. A Gurkha regiment marching, captioned “Better to die than be a coward.”

“Can't say I fully agree with that.” He said. “That's why they don't win any Olympic golds” said Rich “...no good at running away.”

“Those Kenyans must be right 'fraidy-cats then.”

“It's cats they're afraid of. Big ones.”

“What about Russian sprinters then?”

“Salt mine avoidance.”

Can you imagine the Gurkha fencing team? Unable to sheath their swords without drawing an opponent's blood. I wouldn’t want to be in that changing room.

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