Gazidis email hacked

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Sent using: ivang@arsemail.com

To: 'Arsene W'

11 Dec 2012 23:30

Hi Arsene,

First of all a big “well done” (NOT) to you and the window lickers on the coach home. How are we going to explain this one?

Your lack of ability to pick up one of those cup things is becoming an issue with the 'fans'. If you're not careful you're going to derail our gravy train. I can only bullshit Stan so far. All those $130m ranches he keeps buying, his nose will be increasingly attuned to the smell. I know he knows nothing about soccer, but that's where we're supposed to come in, and, you know, like, add value?

I'll keep telling everyone that the 'fans' are happy because we're in good financial shape (at least you and me are, eh?) and going to win everything when the FFP regulations come in (heh, as if!!!), but it's increasingly difficult to be even moderately convincing when we're getting turned over by part-time northern monkeys used to playing in the Rymans with a bundle of rags for a ball in front of two men and one dog.

And no more storming off and self-satire. Next presser I'm either going to have to sit next to you or it's the manacles again.

Last thing, all future player acquisitions are to be screened by Bouldie, the doctor and me. We don't want any more oversized heads on pencil bodies that can't stay upright even in the absence of opponents, fat Russians, lazy Moroccans, fat, lazy and mad Brazilians, missing Germans or slant-eyes that cost us £1m per ten seconds of game time. How can I give it all that financial prudence blah blah when we've spunked millions on someone not remotely likely to play for us? Ever?

Try to come across a bit less mad or you'll ruin it for all of us.

Kind regards,

Ivan

Ivan Gazidis

Chief Executive Officer, Arsenal Football Club

Sent using: arsenew@arsemail.com

To: 'Ivan'

12 Dec 2012 09:37

Hi Ivan,

Can I have some money, please. Also, when you see Stan tell him these coats are ridiculous.

Apparently, you can't say what you think

I mistakenly thought political correctness was sufficiently discredited as a guide to living that we'd left it behind. That does not seem to be the case. There are opinions you just can't voice, it seems. In a free speech (supposedly) country, you should be able to say what you think. I think programmes like Strictly Come Dancing are the worst form of televisual slime designed to keep retards quietly licking their windows. No, I've never seen so much as a single second. I hope I never do. I hope Ant and Dec's car crashes into Robbie Williams and they are all incinerated in a huge ball of fire. I would rather attack my private parts with a cheesegrater than suffer sitting in front of that sort of bland, pointless tripe.