I'm gonna kill that screwey computer

I'm going to strangle that mouse...

Last Christmas I promised not to work on my days off. Then the motherboard in the server pc died and, apparently, the world almost came to an end.

Maybe the hardware failures weren't Windows-related, but my work (Windows) laptop has had to have two new hard drives, the work router's had two nervous breakdowns necessitating soap opera type head and body transplants.

Can't live without 'em, can't live with the frustrations they bring.

Familiar?

BLISS is a mouse tapper. Almost like Morse code, you can judge the degree of her frustration by the frequency and ferocity of the tapping.


That last button, the 'murderous rampage', that'll be BLISS one day when the broadband's playing up and she's thrown out when she's in the middle of something.

I don't think it's a long as ten hours, but there you go. Can you imagine seeing this dialogue box? Just the 39 years to wait until you can get on with other things.