Thursday, 19 December 2013

VLC - with a hat on...


Linux v Windows

Windows Media Player is almost unusable. It wants to delve into the depths of your hard drives, only plays a limited range of formats, and is, generally, awful.

VLC is free, runs on Linux (most importantly) and on Mac and Windows, too. It plays just about any audio and video format out of the box and anything totally left-field after you find the right codec.

The icons look like this, for the standard player and the stream player:















Until Christmas, when the traffic cone gets a hat:







I know it's only about six lines of code. Check the date, change the icon if... but that's Linux class and quality and care. A nice touch. Why? Because they can.


Eating my words

I've looked. The best I could do was:

Amazon / Men's Jumpers, Novelty / Christmas

5XL: ziltch.

4XL: just the one, grey and white (i.e. tasteful, i.e. not really Christmassy) and £55. Fifty five quid for a jumper that's going to be covered in gravy and red wine before the Queen's Speech. That's about a tenner an hour before it's ruined.

Nothing over XXL on eBay, although I did like the “Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal” and “Chillin' With My Snowmies” sweatshirts.

In any case, jumpers need to be a bit loose and roomy. In my case, these days (known as the 'biscuit' days, as in “give me a biscuit and I'll top 20 stone days”; or, more seasonally correct, “give me a mince pie and I'll top twenty stone”) that means a minimum of 6XL, or mobilising a legion of grannies with knitting needles and miles of yarn.

Maybe the apron's a better idea after all.

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