Monday, 2 December 2013

Mid-table clash, S***s and ManScum draw

S***s 2 v 2 ManScum

Fun and laughter on Sunday evening as Max and some mates turned up, tired, hungry and hungover, but sharp enough to describe S***s at home to United as:

“Probably the most interesting mid-table clash of the day.”

On the same day that the Arsenal blog identified a separated at birth phenomenon:





















Mo Szylack, Bartender, and David Moyes, ManScum manager.

We play Hull on Wednesday, and that's not a nail-on dead-cert win, but it is a game we should win. Everton, Moyes' old club play United, and if I was a gambling bloke, I'd have a few quid on them winning, because that's as near a nailed-on dead-cert as I can think of, the football gods being what they are. Moyes was one of those ready and willing to worship at the alter of the false idol that was Demento Fergs, and never, ever put one over on him.


Match fixing

You can fancy a team to win a game. I can understand that, totally.

I can understand fancying a team to win by loads or to win a close game. I don't understand in play betting, because that's exactly that compulsive gambling that was described as punting on two flies climbing up a window in the old days before Ray Winstone was urging everyone to get their tablets and smartphones arht and bet in-play.

Do away with the in play markets, and you've gone a long way towards closing down the match fixing rings. In the olden days when I was a betting shop manager, the football betting rules were such that the minimum bet was a treble (much harder to influence three games than just the one) and correct score bets were very limited and any high-stakes activity was notifiable.


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