Swino

So farewell, Swino

Feral pig

Extraordinaire

Eighteen stolen

Cans of beer from

A campsite

And you went

Off on bit of a

Rampage

First you had

A fight with

A cow

Then you demolished

Tents on the

Campsite

And overturned

All the rubbish

Bins

Looking for

The feral pig equivalent of

A kebab

After that it was

A midnight swim in

The river

Before sleeping

It off under

A log

I bet the snoring

Was literally like

A warthog

Had you been

Drinking again on the day you

Were run over

Or was it an error

Of judgement not due

To alcohol

All the best in

The great campsite in

The sky

Enjoy the free beer

And plentiful food and leave

The cows alone