Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Well David, George, what have you to say for yourselves (and no soundbites)


Offally tasty

I’m not fond of fussy folk. I have no time for those that get on vegetarians cases yet will only eat selected, sanitised cuts of meat. A favourite of mine, and MM’s, has been ox heart brochettes. Serve these up anonymously and the squeamish will scoff them with relish. Tell them they’re heart and they turn a funny shade of green and shake their heads. “There there dear. Shall I get you some nice chicken nuggets? Or a burger, perhaps? Would that be better? You can pretend they’re not reconstituted from the scrapings off the abattoir floor.”

The ox heart brochettes are really simple. Alternate small cubes of smoked bacon and ox heart on thin wire skewers, salt and pepper, lemon juice while they’re cooking, harissa hot sauce to serve, with rice or salad.

The new ones I tried yesterday are kidney. Marinade in lemon juice and zest, garlic, cayenne pepper, and salt, then skewer and bung under a hot grill until you get a nice crisp char on the outside. They’re soft and velvety on the inside, and go very will with basmati rice and some hot chilli sauce. Now no-one makes steak and kidney pies or puddings at home any more, probably because we’ve reached saturation point of spoilt little brats who’ll only eat pizza, chips, or pizza and chips (or similarly restricted diets), so you can buy kidneys for next to nothing.

Waitrose and Morrisons buck the supermarket trend. While the butchers always the best bet, Waitrose have counters that sell things like pig’s and ox cheeks, and Morrisons is the only supermarket I’ve found that stocks ox heart, conveniently already cut up into just the right size cubes.


A free press starts moving towards Pravda

Who will decide what can and can’t be said? Who watches the watchmen? First Levenson’s billion-page tripe-fest that had nothing to say about online publishing (and that’s where we’ll be going for genuine reporting soon, to independent, underground, online publications, because the mainstream press will be gagged and, sadly, Private Eye will be no more), or anything at all really. What it didn’t say was that hacking phones is a crime and a police matter and once again the police had failed, dismally, in dealing with it properly, and that any decent place to live needs a free, outspoken, and uninhibited press as a check and balance against the already powerful becoming untouchable.

Even so, despite the shambolic progress so far, there’s an unusual answer to the question:

“Who shall we have helping make the decisions?”

In:

“I know, that mush who sued Pilger for revealing that he trained allies of Pol Pot in Cambodia. Mr Top Secret. Even his birthday’s classified. What’s his name? Eh? That can’t be classified too, can it?”

We’re teetering on the brink of a Ministry of Truth, 1984-style government-run information monopoly. If our Home Secretary gets her way and starts controlling Internet use, we’ll be almost there.


An open letter…

…in the Times, tearing Cameron and Osborne new ones. Love the final paragraph, too. The odious Hilary Benn was on the radio recently, conveniently glossing over the facts that his lot had done exactly what this lot would’ve wanted them to, and got us into this mess. It’s here:

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