Saturday, 2 March 2013

You can't come in here, this where da President hang out...


No-one here likes potato and cauliflower curry

I just had it to myself. Not so remarkable when there's just BLISS, DLL and me around. But amazing when MM is around. Normally when he's around, the contents of the fridge and the cupboards quake, their half-lives drastically reduced. It was very good. Contrasting textures. Slightly crisp fresh cauliflower, well cooked, velvety potatoes. High cumin seed count.


BLISS' food fatigue

BLISS tweeted “what to eat? Curry two days running. Tired of Chinese and Italian. #suggestionsonapostcard”

That's probably why I'm half a big again as I was, and she's hardly changed. I don't get that food fatigue thing. I was considering (partly to inspire the odd paragraph here and there) trying a month of different curries. I tend to go to the same old stand-bys for the occasional curry, with a rare experiment with something out of the ordinary. With a month of curry (or Chinese, or whatever) to face, and necessity being the mother of invention and everything, you'd be forced to explore some of the more obscure dishes.

Apart from Indian, I struggle to find a cuisine that has a vegetarian outlook. Most see vegetables as part of a dish, with meat or fish, or as an accompaniment. Take the wheat and gluten out of the equation and it gets harder still to come up with ideas to tempt a jaded palate. We were talking about this. I find it rare now to sit in a meeting with more than a couple of people, where someone's gut is rumbling loudly enough for all to hear. I don't remember it being like that before so much of the average diet was sourced from processed foods and supermarkets.

While the cheap political shots rain down on the usual suspects, booze, Melvins, etc., on the health basis, where's the supermarket tax? The processed ready-meal tax? The freezer, clingfilm, polystyrene and cardboard box tax?


John Lee Hooker for President

I've been listening to Ry Cooder's 'Pull Up Some Dust And Sit Down'.

“Man, what's shakin'?
You can't come in here, man, dis where the president hang out...”

We don't really have that star name to Prime Minister thing going here. It might not be such a bad idea. It might rekindle the interest of a disenfranchised electorate and raise the embarrassingly low turn outs. We don't have politicians to be proud of. I can't think of a Prime Minister that would lead a Commons punch-up, if question time ever got really nasty, and expect the troops to follow. Now. Martin Johnson. Press headlines all over the place here, full of hyperbole, accusations of “disgrace” and “letting us all down”. Johnson's response in the press conference? “Rugby players drink beer. Shock, horror. Move on.” One of those rugby payers involved in the dwarf-chucking antics about to marry a royal? No matter. Johnson defended his guys and dismissed the journos with a one-liner. Can you imagine Blair, Brown, or Cameron?

“MP's fiddle expenses. Duh? What'ya gonna do?”

No. Plenty of excuses, false promises to close the loopholes even while finding new ones to exploit, more of the usual look-after-number-one-and-my-mates-at-the-banks garbage.

“Yeah. They're still getting massive bonuses for screwing everyone over. Just how it is, people. Move on.”

“There's just one point I want to prove,
If you vote for John Lee Hooker, you're gonna groove”

Gets my vote.

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