Headphone and computer cables
If I knew how to, this would be one of
those vote now things. But then, if I knew how there'd be adverts on
here paying me money, and links to other blogs down the right-hand
side (a 'blog-roll' I've seen it called recently), and all sorts of
singing, dancing, slow-down-the-loading stuff.
So. What should the collective noun for
computer and headphone cables be?
- A tangle 17%
- A weave 6%
- A knot 35%
- A spaghetti 42%
A confusion? An irritation? A
timewaste?
A niche shop
Some suburb on the outskirts of Bromley
has a 'World of Sewing' shop. That's definitelt not operating in the
mainstream market.
“If I had a sewing shop...” I
thought (slow news day on Radios Four and Five, I suppose), “...I'd
call it Pricks with Needles.”
We must hate Cyprus
We've sent people to help Cyprus with
their financial crisis. We've sent them civil servants. Civil
servants. The poor people of Cyprus must be thinking “what've we
done to make them hate us like this?”
These are the guys that cost the
taxpayer millions by mismanaging the West Coast rail line sell off.
Not a great track record.
These are the guys who've bankrupt the
NHS. They're not capable of maintaining a healthy budget.
These are the guys who buy expensive
helicopters that crash, rifles that jam, and send our military
personnel into the dessert. Wearing jungle camouflage kit. They
should get the bullet for that.
These are the guys who got the G4
income forecast wrong by a billion quid. That's £1,000,000,000. They
can't get the right numbers.
If you were on the receiving end of
help like that, wouldn't you bundle them back on the first plane
home? No-one's ever been in that much trouble that a bunch of Tim
Nice but Dims on huge salaries for overseeing and endless series of
shambles and waste is going to make things better.
Who's next?
Savile. Jim Davidson. The bloke out of
Coronation Street. Stuart Hall.
Who's next out of the Operation Yew
Tree closet?
- Jeremy Clarkson Even money
- Chris Moyles 2 / 1
- Ant 6 / 4
- Dec 6 /4
- Simon Cowell betting suspended
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