Wednesday, 9 January 2013

We wuz robbed...not our rubbish, naturally...


Microsoft R&D robbed

Thieves broke into the Microsoft Research and Development Department. Microsoft must feel like the bloke who, on getting mugged for his phone, has the hoodie say:

“Actually, mate, you can have this back. Wouldn't be seen dead with one of those.”

Only Apple iPads were stolen. The Microsoft PR team should've got in there, handed out a load of freebies to their staff, and claimed that shedloads of MS gear was robbed too. Or just written it all off and kept it quiet. Imagine a BMW dealership being turned over and only a couple of traded-in Honda Civics on the missing list.


Mosquito? A buzz word for cronyism

Ms Mosquito is a good mate of one of those police commissioner blokes voted in by less than 15% of the population. He's made her his deputy (the job wasn't offered to anyone else, or advertised, or anything). £65,000 a year for a three-day week. The appointment has been sold with the £10,000 saving because she could be on £75,000 a year line. Sold, but no one's buying it.


The Underground is 150 years old

Isn't about time they cleaned the escalators on the Northern line then?

So the trains were chugging along in the tunnels (or the tunnel, at first) while at ground level people were still getting around on horse drawn transport. Touching their Oyster cards on and off the hansom cabs.


City fans won't pay...

...and who can blame them?

£62 for the Arsenal City game, on Sunday. A game that is on Sky TV, so it will be available in almost every pub in the country.

It isn't just the costs, but they escalate: £30 travel, a bit of food, maybe a programme, it's over the ton for the day out.

It's also the time. Four pm kick off, out of the ground at six. The Emirates transport nightmare, then the long trip home, with a working Monday on the morrow. Yes, there's nothing like a live sporting event, and yes there's something special about an away game, but no, not at any cost.

One of the Arsenal Internet regulars can't get there, and he tweeted: “Two spares for Citeh. Going for face value. £126. Each. Yeah, that's face value.” No wonder the manager's on £7.5m a year and the Whateveritishedoes Gazidis makes that up to a cool ten mill, a year, for a management team that's delivered jack for twelve years. No, Arsene. Fourth place isn't a trophy. It isn't anything like a trophy.

Champions' League football is a consolation if you mounted a realistic title challenge that failed. When you try to sell a consolation as an objective, there's something rotten in the state of Denmark.

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