Friday, 11 July 2014

Nick Clegg - tuition fee expert


Nick Clegg, football expert

Now, we all thought Nick Clegg was an expert in reneging on promises to scrap tuition fees, and buddying up with anyone who'll give him a bit of power. But no, actually, he's qualified to have an opinion on who should and shouldn't host the 2018 world cup.

He thinks he's in a position to tell FIFA how to run their business.

The bloke who's taken his party to the point where the opinion polls suggest their fifty-seven parliamentary seats will be reduced to the odd seven at the next election. Perhaps there's more pressing things the deputy prime minister ought to be thinking about. Or is this a cynical “man of the people” football-bloke combined with lowest common denominator popular-opinion PR ploy.

Our students are gaining degrees alongside massive debts thanks in part to his broken promises. There's Israeli bombs raining on Palestine, and he's going on about the next world cup venue, in four years time.

His constituency is Sheffield Hallam. Big student population. They can vote where they live to (pay a fortune to) study, if they want, students. Good luck with that, bud.


Wood is wood is...or is it

Rowdy crowd at cricket tonight, and a close T20 Blast (as it has been re-re-rebranded) game.

Big hitting from both sides, flamethrowers around the boundaries. Two (count 'em) sets of three NatWest drummers banging away between overs. Music. Even (where we were, in the cheap seats) those beer-snake things:



























although none as impressive as these badboys. I think the secret (as well as eventually heading off to the great beer-snake recycling facility in the sky) is in all the plastic glasses (is that a whatsit [answers in the comments] gramatically? Not an oxymoron, but something similar? Plastic glasses?) being the same size. Small but significant differences in diameter or capacity did for the continued growth of the attempts.

A close game. I think T20 cricket is a work of genius, and I think our club should get involved in playing more of it.

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