Sunday, 3 February 2013

I forgot we had those...


Early onset Altzheimer's and the joy of kitchen cupboards

I made pickled garlic. Ages ago. Alive in my memory, being an impatient soul, I would have worried at it and tried to too soon, let the air in, contaminated the liquid because it would take too long to walk to the drawer and get a clean fork, somehow or other, it would've gone Alex Song. Instead, I forgot all about it. Now, two years (maybe three) later, perfect pickled garlic. Recently I found a jar of preserved mushrooms at the back of the fridge. Days like today, when we haven't been shopping, there's little in the cupboards in the way of snacks, I've needed sports watching sustenance for the Italy v France six nations rugby, the Arsenal v The Orcs elongated highlights, and then there's the Superbowl to come, this forgetfulness is an absolute boon. Granted, toasted pita cannot compete with salt 'n' vinegar chipsticks (but only because plain seem to have disappeared from the shelves); Ryvita and cheese spread with tomatoes isn't in the same league as beef flavour monster munch; and no amount of toasted cheese with onion and Tabasco sauce can compensate for the lack of family size amounts of cheese quavers. It does make you use your imagination, though, and does lead to those rummages through the dark corners of the kitchen units where, normally, fear of the unknown stops too much investigation.


A Hologram for the King

Dave Eggers has written his book in some of the most sparse, economical prose I've read. This is making up for finishing The Submission.

Alan Clay, 54, victim of the recession, is in Saudi after a payday big enough to sort out his messy, financially unstable life. So far, he's struggling with lack of sleep (travelling), then too much of it (waking up after he's due at the first appointment), unreliable taxi drivers (late, no-show, mad, “oh, why didn't you say you were running late, we shouldn't be going this way” - U-turn), unreliable supplies of food, WiFi, people he's supposed to meet with, and, of course, the otherwise-engagedness of the King.


Italy beat France

Only their third ever victory over France. One score the difference, a great game, plenty going on all the way through and as the papers say, a nailbiting last few minutes. Particularly after they went down to fourteen men.

There's some truth in the clichés trotted out about footballers making the most of minimal contact while these guys smash into each other, all sixteen and more stones of them, dust themselves down, etc, etc. However, there is contact in football. Before starting with the comparisons, the trotters out of the clichés (that's you included, Parkinson, and your old days this and old days that) need to look at those tennis players unable to fall over without needing a physio's attendance. There's plenty less robust sportsmen out there than the feeblest footballer to sort out first.


One shaken up dog

The dog has taken against the fox who visits the garden. She had a big chase tonight, starlight down to the end of the garden. Then: WHUMP. Then: one slightly shaken up dog returns, foe seen off, but at the cost of colliding with a shed. The state of our sheds, when daylight comes, one may no longer be standing. She hit it quite hard.

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