We're paying for schools to teach
creationism
Thanks to this bloke.
I don't care what people teach their
kids. Teach them that Hogwarts exists, that there are real wizards,
that there's a platform nine and three quarters at Kings Cross. Teach
them that the world is flat, that the sun and everything else
revolves around the earth, and that things started off with a bang
and a puff of smoke a couple of thousand years ago.
Teach them that evolution is rubbish,
that there's a scientific basis for ignoring the science carbon
dating the planet and life on it, teach then that god made little
green apples. Teach them that Belgians are not all boring paedos.
Teach them that television is a stimulating and worthwhile pastime.
Teach them that politicians have made the world a better place. Teach
them that Windows is a good, stable operating system. Teach them that
our railways are efficient and excellent value. Teach them astrology.
But, Gove, old boy, don't get the taxpayer to fork out for filling
their heads with all that garbage.
I struggle to understand why there are
holocaust deniers locked up for denying the facts, while evolution
and climate change deniers hide behind religion and energy company
money and get to spout their nonsense without fear of being banged up
for it. Mr Gove obviously does understand and is happy to pass some
of my money onto people running schools and teaching kids whatever
they like.
I don't think that's what Mr Whippy
had in mind
Wheater, batting for Essex against
Middlesex at Chelmsford, has just middled a six and smashed the ice
cream van's passenger door window. There's a steward in a high viz
vest sweeping up the glass. The commentators commiserated with the
ice cream seller, who probably hasn't had the best summer ever, but
only after the “that's not what Mr Whippy had in mind” from Bob
Willis.
Now, this guy's cool:
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