Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Frank Zappa scores, Jabba the Hutt managing the Hammers


Frank Zappa: leading the line for Sweden

Risky tactics from Sweden, starting zany pop musician Frank Zappa at centre forward.












Worked, as he got on the scoresheet, opening the scoring. Before serenading the Swedish fans with Joe's Garage and Brown Shoes Don't Make It.


Phil Collins in the Ukraine engine-room


While Ukraine played the torture-chamber favourite Phil Collins in midfield.


















Come on Ukraine

I was neutral. Then Sweden did that long throw thing. Ball-wiping. Grand production about a throw-in. Hateful enough for some Sunday morning hungover no-hopers with no idea. Pathetic at Premiership level: that's you, Stoke, Tony Pubis, Rory Delap, and all who excuse you and your anti-football philosophy. Ridiculous at international level. Have Alardyce's Bolton turned up by mistake?


Talking of fat Sam

West Ham have found a cheaper alternative.





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