MiB
Nice to have K & J
visit today. Congratulations to them both. K's now a Bsc(Hons) 1st
class, and J's doing very well, good work fellahs.
Waxing lyrical
Somehow, after they
explained back, sack and crack beauty treatment, I had wax applied to
my (unshaven) face. That bit was fine. Then the wax was ripped off.
It hurt. A lot. Apparently this was absolutely hilarious. That was at
least four hours ago. The stubble, along with the soreness, remains.
Does anyone actually pay to have that done to their scrotum? That
must be agonising beyond words. Are the beauty places licenced to
administer anaesthetic? This crack, back and sack thing. I'd want a
general. Maybe settle for a local and some gas and air or an
epidural. How on earth do they get any return business? There must be
less painful ways to get shot of some unwanted fur.
Fathers' Day
I'm eating the gherkins
(sharp, tart, crunchy, with dill) and the olives (stuffed with
anchovies) with some cold meats, watching Holland v Denmark. There's
coffee (Brazilian, ground) and espresso beans to look forward to, and
a Jimmy Carr DVD to watch. Thanks guys.
Are Holland serious?
Can they be, playing
tennis bad boy John McEnroe wide right?
ITV Euro 2012 titles
Are the worst ever. Worth
a look just to assess them on the cringe-ometer. I rate them between
WTF, and oh my god what have they done.
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