Monday, 4 November 2013

Why waste your time? Why dont'cha get back intta bed?


Why Waste Your Time (WWYT)?

WWYT has a couple of (ok, unwitting) celebrity supporters.

If voting were a matter of three or four mouse clicks, a few seconds, then I'd bother. I'd weigh up the pros and cons of voting green, for an independent candidate, or spoiling my ballot paper in protest (this would be my only option if the choice was confined to the three (all the same) main parties – although I don't see the online vote-ware having a “b****cks to the lot of 'em” button). I don't not vote through apathy, but because of some sound reasons, because nothing changes (thousands of years of democracy, still famine, wars, still a small ruling elite tell their enslaved masses how great their self-serving 'system' is), and because there's more important things in my life. I don't go down to the polling station and scrawl profanities on my ballot paper to make a point. The point is: you lot don't matter to me. Why should I stop listening to Ian Dury, stop watching that Coen Brothers film, put down my Thomas Pynchon and spend time on them?

Nope, it's not going to happen.

Neither is online voting. Not because there's any real security issues (banks transfer millions across internet connections. No-one would spend the money hacking the voting system, it would be cheaper to buy (sorry, lobby) your way to getting what you want. We'll not have online voting because it would pull in all those votes for the minority parties that would genuinely threaten the present, just about elected elite (less than half the votes of the small turn-out, and they still have to form an unelected, unholy alliance to gain power) don't want the system that brought them to power to change.

First celeb: Terry Deary:


“A bunch of clueless muppets in Whitehall are determining what children learn.”

All great men are bad men It's not so much that power corrupts, it's that bad men seek power and power corrupts them still more. I can't think that any MP in power is there purely for noble purposes. Only one guy went to Parliament who could have made a difference, and that's Guy Fawkes.”

Second celeb: Russell Brand (who I didn't much like, and now do):


He's got some right stick. Some folk think that if you don't stand for the national anthem and belt it out you should be hung drawn and quartered. Some folk (some tory mp folk to be exact) want the national anthem at the end of the night's telly to make a come-back (how does that fit with 24-hour broadcasting?). Different strokes? Only if they're strokes I like, apparently.

We have the right to vote. Not the duty to do so. The right to vote, if we want to. We also have the right to free speech and to dissuade others from voting if we so wish. Make it less time-consuming, remove the risk of going to the polling station and still being unable to vote (as happened to thousands at the last round), and provide a genuine alternative that wins my mind and my heart and I'll vote.

Russell Brand:

The reason these coalitions are so easily achieved is that the distinctions between the parties are insignificant. My friend went to a posh "do" in the country where David Cameron, a man whose face resembles a little painted egg, was in attendance. Also present were members of the opposition and former prime minister Tony Blair. Whatever party they claim to represent in the day, at night they show their true colours and all go to the same party.”

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