Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Aerosol, and error-prone


This coughing and spluttering thing...

...guys, isn't it about time you sorted it out? There's chemists shops full of little blue pills to make you sleep, red pills to wake you back up again, and yellow ones to make you happy. So why's there nothing to stop your nose, ears, and everything in between filling up with, well, with whatever that stuff is. That stuff that fills the wastepaper basket with tissues, to the point where you start thinking that it has to just run out soon. Nothing's in endless supply, is it? Wouldn't that contravene some basic law of physics or all that's holly or something? Is the search for dark matter operating in the wrong places looking in the vast interstellar wastelands of space, when it should be poking around in the human sinus?


A long wait and a high price

Sky are hard selling the Froch v Groves fight. It's on pay per view live, at £14.95. The last pay per view boxing I paid to view was Tyson v Holyfield, II, The Sound and the Fury.

It was on at ungodly o'clock and involved sitting up late and then sitting through a seemingly endless undercard before the main attractions started a battle to see who to be the most late out of their changing room and into the ring. Eventually it kicked off, and lasted two-and-a-bit rounds before Tyson bit off part of Evander Holyfield's ear and that was that. At today's prices, over £5 / round and then a disqualification followed by endless replays and media furore. Too unpredictable to do the pay per view thing, boxing.


The Ashes Diaries

Graham Swann on the Ashes Diaries he'll be issuing:

It's a good way of showing that we're all human”

Pause.

Not cricket-playing robots.”

Pause.

Well. Apart from Finney, obviously.”


They're never called robots, anyway...

...bowlers that nag away, accurately hitting the same good line and length are invariably referred to “metronomic”.

Bats are either “ever-reliable” or “run machines”.

It tend to be aerosol when bowling, spraying it around indiscriminately, and unreliable, or injudicious, or, well, just rubbish at batting. “Error-prone”, that's the media phrase, “error-prone”.







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