Wenger and Gazidis out - can't be worse - saving £10,000,000.00 per year

Good old S***s and Quins

Harlequins are well on top, 25 – 18 up with ten minutes to go. S***s were booed off, at home, after losing 0 – 1 to Wigan.

Last season Arsenal's start was reported as a disaster and we were in crisis (on a good day), deep crisis (routinely), and disarray (depending on the allegiance of the reporter). This season we've got a point less than at the same point last year.

I want Wenger to go, now. I want the club to realise that Gazidis is bad value at £25 / year let alone £2.5m / year. I want Pep Guardiola, now.

I also want the following:

Players robust enough to play back-to-back games without six months out injured.

Players able to go away on international duty and not come back too knackered to perform.

Decent left-back cover.

A centre half without 'accident prone' on every school report.

A box-to-box centre mid with height and physical presence that hates losing a header.

Proper wide midfielders rather than these mythical wingers who don't track back and cost us goal after goal after goal.

A centre forward that scores goals.

A number ten that gets us back to 4-4-2.

At least 75% of these need to be proper psychos who strike fear in the opposition, get booked and sent of regularly for real fouls that hurt opponents badly enough to slow them down or at least test their willingness to battle it out.

In fact, as the away fans were singing at Reading, I want the Arsenal back. I want Wenger's vanity project to stop now.

After ten games, over a quarter of the season gone, we're sixth in the table, nine points behind the leaders, two points behind S***s, level on points with West Ham and Fulham. None of that is a disaster, but for the facts:

The most expensive season tickets, and the most expensive match tickets in the league.

The best paid manager and whatever (Gazidis) in the league.

Not a trophy for seven years and, frankly, there's more chance of the proverbial papal relief than us winning anything this season.

Plenty of unspent money.

The promise of payment tomorrow for hamburger today (when the fair financial play rubbish comes in we'll be in great shape). Yeah. Thanks for that. Like the better times our government promises, I won't be around to benefit.