Sunday, 18 November 2012

Question time hip hop


If only...

...the party leaders listened to Gangsa Rap. Then question time would really be lively, and worth a listen.

Marcus Brigstock pointed out that the recently published Cameron's favourite music list was made up by his PR people. No-one likes The Smiths and gary barlow. The Smiths are a genius band, with Marr's unique, sweet guitar sound, Morrissey's mournful vocals and clever lyrics. gary barlow is for the terminally bland. For people who want to like music but actually don't.

I don't think, if all however many of them appeared one by one on Desert Island Discs, any would have any hardcore hip hop on their lists. Shame...

“Yo, Cameron, ya mutha f***a, you run things lika baitch”

“Shudaf**kup, befo I pop a cap in yo ass”

“Nigga, you'd aim fo me an' hit one o'yo'own dudes, mutha”

“At least ma' gun's gotta clip, yo' firin' blanks, mutha”

“Man, yo' gotta nerve. Look at yo' homeys. Baitches, mo like, dude, they some ugly muthaf***ers”

“Least I don't got da speech defect, ya lispin' baitch”

Bang, bang, bang...


After the civilian police chief vote...

...it don't look like it's worth wearing one of these to hang about outside the polling station...

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