Neighbours (UK)

NEIGHBOURS (UK)

The Cameron's bedroom. David is looking out of the window.

SAMANTHA: David. Relax. Come to bed.

CAMERON: I can't. What with those neighbours, and UKIP.

SAMANTHA: [Laughing] UKIP.

CAMERON: I fail to see what's funny about...

SAMANTHA: You can't kip because of UKIP. Heh!

CAMERON: Oh. Really. Hilarious.

SAMANTHA: But who needs all that silly old...

CAMERON: Me. That's who needs it. I need to lead the nation into...

SAMANTHA: The eighteenth century?

CAMERON: That's right! The...no. The recovery, the future...

SAMANTHA: Fat chance of recovery with George next door at number eleven. Fat-cat recovery, more like.

CAMERON: Oh no. What's he doing now?

SAMANTHA: Who? Wayne-oh?

CAMERON: Wayne-oh? Jesus...

SAMANTHA: Yeah, he's Wayne-oh. To his mates, like. I'm Samster...

CAMERON: 'Sanster'...

SAMANTHA: Yeah. Like 'hamster' but with a...

CAMERON: OK. Thanks. I get it...

He heads to the door.

SAMANTHA: Where're you going?

CAMERON: Downstairs. I need to think.

SAMANTHA: Well, remember we're over Wayne-oh's place tomorrow for beers and...

CAMERON: [Pulls a face of disgust] Beers?

SAMANTHA: Yeah. It's Chiff's birthday.

CAMERON: Who?

SAMANTHA: Chiffon. Wayne-oh's neice.

CAMERON: Dear god. [He slams the door on the way out].