Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Exit alarmed (it looks pretty serene to me...)


Exit strategy

I got an email today. Have I got an exit strategy? It asked that. If not, apparently, I needed to contact the sender, because, man, those dudes are the exit strategists. Exit strategists par excellence, without rival. So they say. Anyway, I'm bit of an exit strategist myself. Dilapidations obligations. Break clauses. Assignment, alienation, sub-letting. That sort of thing.

Anyway, I decided to delete the email.

Before the temptation to reply: “yes, mate, I think that door over there's favourite” became irresistible.


A Tale for the Time Being

Just after I'd finished Transatlantic (long but not short listed) they announced the short list. I'm starting with A Tale for the Time Being. Normally I do a ten percent test. Say a book's got 380 pages, I'll give it at least thirty eight before abandoning it, or deciding to see it through. There's no question with A Tale for the Time Being. After just a handful of pages, it's absolutely crystal clear that I'm going to enjoy this.


Hannibal

Not just intricate plot, sub-plots, and questionable drives and motives for the major characters, it is (literally) dripping with blood and gore for the blood and gore-fiends. There's large helpings of laconic dialogue and gallows humour from the crime scene team. There's a charming and only slightly creepy Lecter. In the last episode I watched, he extolled the welfare standards of the meat he was serving his guests.


Nosing at the new neighbours

BLISS: [At the bedroom window] Shhh! Don't be coming up here with your clodhopping size tens. You 'aint exactly known for your subtlety...oh no...I think they've seen me.


Cream crackered, and it's only Tuesday

That Monday morning feeling...

“How are you?”

“I feel like the Russian midfield.”

“Eh?”

“Shatoff, Pissedoff, and Hackedoff.”

...has extended into Tuesday. Tired already, and only one day of the week crossed off the calendar.

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