Monday, 10 June 2013

Thanks Iain...


Iain Banks

I remember reading The Wasp Factory. I was having a great time reading-wise. I was on a Martin Amis catch-up, having enjoyed Money, there were The Rachel Papers, Dead Babies, Success, and Other People in the back catalogue. I'd just discovered Updike, Bellow, and Roth. Banks was on that roster of authors whose books are pre-ordered on the library online reservation system. Particularly since 1999 and The Business, after which I've not missed a book: Dead Air (mad shock-jock radio phone-in deejay, news of 9/11 on the opening pages); The Steep Approach to Garbadale (one of the funniest books I've read); Transition (with the full benefit of the Iain M Banks sci-fi imagination); Stonemouth (a tale about going back to the scene of your crime); The Quarry (published posthumously, due 20th June).

The thing about Iain Banks was that he appeared complete. Fiction (as Iain Banks), science fiction (as Iain M Banks), and Raw Spirit, a travel book about Scotland, a tour of the whisky distilling enterprises. A sense of humour. Sound politics, green principles, without any of that anal-retentiveness those often bring when not tempered by the sense of humour. The announcement of his terminal illness led to a huge number of good wishes messages, for a good and extravagantly talented man.


Snoop, snoop, snoopy, snoopy, snoop snoop

The Yanks are snooping. Our lot are saying snoop away. Our Home Secretary is up for as much snooping as might be allowed. Here's where their whole thing falls apart:

There's a free encryption package, that would take the equivalent code-breaking power of several latter day Bletchley Parks to crack. Were anyone up to no good, they'd be using that, or something similar. This is public domain gear, free to anyone who wants to learn how to use it, that would take hundreds of years to crack. Despite everything that's unfolding in front of their eyes, our guys are like rabbits in headlights, seemingly unable to jump in any given direction, or to even try to understand the situation.

Apologies to anyone who thought they were safer:

  • There is free, incredibly impenetrable, encryption software available, for free. If you know where to look. Don't waste time going after the software. The code is out there, for all to see. Find the bad men. Deal with them.

  • Snooping will only ever hit the innocent. Not even the stupid. Forget it.

  • There's (say) a box of cornflakes-worth of information coming in every day. Every day there's significantly less (say – one cornflake or thereabouts) processing power available to cope with what comes in. How can anyone target priorities properly? They can't.

Our current Home Secretary is our worst, not for a long time, and not by a long way. However, she continues a long downward trend. She's been, let's face it, poor. In a recent run of poor, she's hit the depths of poor. Unable to roll her sleeves up and make things better behind the scenes, she's gone for the big hits, and had a string of big misses instead. She has a track record of failing to chug along the tracks.

She wants to read my private electronic communication. How sad is that? Who else would want to go through that boring pile?

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