Arsenal
1 v 1 S***s
Szczesny
Chambers Martesaker Koscielny Gibbs
Arteta
Oxlade-Chamberlain Ramsey Wilshire
Ozil
Welbeck
69%
possession. 69%. You don’t get that when Real Madrid play Acrington
Stanley in the European Massive Disparity in Ability and Resources
Ten-Nil or Nothing Tournament.
So,
how come it finished one all?
Sixteen
shots on target to their four. Fifteen corners to their five.
How
on earth did it end up one-all?
Calum
Chambers continues on the booking-per-game trail, so all’s going
well in that department. Otherwise, massively disappointing. That
we’re not beating any of the top, or supposedly top sides is one
thing. That we’re not turning over last season’s woeful United,
or this year’s model of Spuds mediocrity, well, that’s a bit
worrying.
Dennis
Berkamp was a S***s fan.
If
you ever need another reason to hate S***s: Mahir Bose, worst sports
journalist (bad writing, bad subject knowledge, no imagination, trots
out clichés like a souped-up Acme cliché-o-matic (TM). S***s fan.
As are:
Phil
Collins, god-awful music and divorce-by-text specialist.
Ian
Duncan Smith, anti-social Tory “are they on benefits? Kill 'em”.
Colin
Firth. I thought he was a bit unconvincing at the celebratory end of
Fever Pitch.
Littlejohn, idiot
journalist who trots out what old ladies at bus stops are saying to
white van drivers. Not sure but I think his first name's “Thatc**t”.
Vinnie Jones, top
kicker of S***s during a playing career at Wimbledon, Chelsea and
Leeds. Nothing personal, he kicked eveyone.
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