The Wolf of Paedo Street

We're looking into it

When Leon Brittan was able to, he (or his department) lost, or mislaid, or deliberately destroyed, or whatever, a dossier of information about child abuse and MPs.

That's either MPs abusing children, or turning a blind eye to MPs abusing children, or facilitating child abuse.

Brittan's muse, The Blessed Margaret, was a good mate of old Jimbo Savile's. I not saying she was actively involved in helping him get his rocks and his Speedos off, or anything, but that they were muckers is a matter of record.

So Leon...

...he lost the evidence about Westminster's kiddie fiddling club.

Now there's to be 'an inquiry' into events in the eighties. The inverted commas are because where there's 'an inquiry' there's usually a cover-up.

Who should lead the inquiry? Home secretary Theresa May, who is so morally superior that she's always pressing for more legal snooping into everyone's private business, isn't so morally superior that she didn't try to appoint Elizabeth Butler-Sloss to chair the inquiry. Her brother was attorney general at the time, and would've been implicated. No conflict there then? She was sacked off because of...er...conflict. So. As they keep saying, learn from mistakes.

Fiona Woolf. Much better. Apart from the personal mate of the Brittans thing.

After exchanging seven draft letters with the home office declaring why she's perfect to lead the inquiry, she's been conflicted off, too.

Obviously, they're protecting their own.

Obviously, there's no chance of any damning conclusions. Who could've known what was going on? Apart from everyone?

When it's so obvious, Theresa, why not go the other way? Buck the trend? Why not think outside the box? Appoint Leon himself (he is still alive, isn't he)? Or Rolf. What about good old Rolf? He's not up to much at the moment, plenty of time on his hands. Maybe jointly with Stuart Hall?

Clarkson? He thinks the sun shone out of the Thatcher era cabinet's collective arseholes. What about one of those beyond reproach top clergymen?

It's a small political world for today's career politicians. They just don't know anyone outside their small political circles, so there's no-one they would trust to appoint to chair the inquiry who would treat them with arm's length objectivity, and tell it like it is (because there's no 'was' about it – what was in those circles is and ever will be).

What about Winston (The Wolf) Wolfe? Get Harvey Keitel to interview them:

“Leon. I talk fast. I think fast. I do fast. That's what I'm here for. So please. Pretty please with sugar on top. Where's the dossier gone? Who was aiding and abetting Jimmy and Cyril and all the others, and who was merely keeping schtum?”

[Waits] “No? Quenten, put the cold hose back on him.”

Now, Theresa, that's outside the box thinking.